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Bought a new book yesterday. It’s called ‘The Rosie Project’.

A description of the plot is “The story of a man who’s never had a second date, who struggles to build a longlasting relationship with a woman, and who has hints of Asperger’s. The solution to his dating problem is to come up with a questionnaire in order to help him find the ideal partner.”

Tempted to sue the author, I didn’t give permission for my life to be adapted into literature.

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Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
If there was a hundred duck sized horses, they may not fight. They work really well in concert with humans. Whereas, a huge duck would fuck you up.

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