December 2011
Have Russell Brand and Katy Perry split up because...
New years resolution.
Date more models.
Date more.
Get a date.
Stop crying whilst masturbating.
Fucking loathe Tyler 'The Creator'.
What a fucking wanker.
abbicakesbroski:
“Immigrant Song” — Karen O with...
Dibs on Katy Perry now she's getting divorced.
Watch
andrwwilsn:
Bruce Springsteen- Jungleland
...
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I'm looking for the one, have you seen her?
Anonymous asked: How do you manage to find jobs working on films?
Anonymous asked: You seem to be yet another unoriginal and pretentious cunt
anonymously message me exactly what type of person you think i seem like from my tumblr.
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"Can't wait for 2012, fresh start, leaving all...
Seriously, people who put statuses like that do my head in. Know what the difference is between 2011 and 2012?
One second. The passing from 23:59 to 00:00 is not a miracle fix, it doesn’t change anything except the bottom right of your laptop screen. Your problems will still exist, things will still exist as they did before. The only thing that has changed is your expectations which will...
“If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute...”
– Driver - Drive (2011)
Pat on my back and swig on my brew, you're still...
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I can't fucking wait for Charlie Brooker's...
He deserves more than some slot on BBC 4 though. Should be on BBC 2 at least.
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dreamdroid:
My 5 Favorite Scores
#4 Inception -...
My Mum's an idiot.
She was making my tea, using the Christmas dinner turkey and slow roasted vegetables and left the turkey cold, straight out the fridge with the hot vegetables, straight out of the oven.
I tried to protest the madness she’d just served on the plate but she said it was fine. I said it wasn’t it was cold turkey, no-one likes cold turkey like that. It’s why giving up heroin or...
“Films are subjective - what you like, what you don’t like. But the thing for me...”
– Christopher Nolan (via the-fire-rises)
That was the best Christmas dinner I've had in...